Dems’ agenda in Leesburg

Right now House Democrats are at their annual retreat brainstorming how to come back from what’s been a consistent “fiasco” over the last few weeks.

Not helping matters are this morning’s headlines, like this one: “House Dems go into “complete meltdown” as Schumer folds.”

We’re wondering what’s on the agenda today.

Maybe it looks something like this…

10:00am – Deal with political realities looming ahead (See: House Republicans suddenly enjoy a rush of purple seat opportunities)

11:00am – Discuss whether Tampon Tim, who millions of voters rejected in 2024 and is in the pocket of megadonor Alex Soros, is to actually going to help

12:00pm – Strategize comeback from “massive brand problem“

1:00pm – Ask more liberal billionaire donors for additional funding for paid protestors, “chicken suits,” etc. (and thank the DNC for getting on board with failed strategy!)

Big day ahead for the Dems!